Eco
Ninja
Eco Ninja
n. A Ninja
who is eco-friendly.
adj. To behave in en environmentally friendly
way, whilst sneaking in traditional ninja style.
Are you an Eco Ninja?
Take the test to find
out which class of Eco Ninja you are, or if you even rate…
Ninja Points
For
your actions:
4
points for every day of the week you
generally walk or ride a bicycle to school/work/shops (or work at home) or
2
points for every day of the week you
generally catch a bus or train to school/work/shops or
1 point
for every day of the week you car
pool to school/work/shops
1 point
for each day of the week you
generally take reallly short showers or reallly small baths (with 3 l’s).
1 point
if you generally use your own durable shopping bag rather than disposable
plastic ones
2
points for each letter or article on the environment by you that is published
in a newspaper, magazine or journal
2
points if you generally wear a jumper inside your house in winter
2 points
if you eat mostly fresh rather than processed food
5
points if you grow your own veg or generally get them from people near you (cuts down on transport costs)
10
points if you’re a responsible vegan or vegetarian (e.g. less greenhouse),
provided you get your necessary nutrients like iron etc
50
points if you are a self reliant permaculture farmer.
Yay!
3
points for having dressed like a Ninja.
5 points for having a link to this site on your own.
For
your home:
3
points if most (if not all) of the light bulbs in your house are energy
efficient
3
points if you live within 1.5 kms (1 mile) of work /
school
1 point
if you live within 3 kms (2 miles) of work / school
5
points if you live in an apartment or smaller house than most others in your
city.
10
points if your house is a solar design (eg insulated, with glass facing the
winter sun)
10
points if you use solar hot water, solar cells and trick stuff like that
For
your car /bike:
1 point
if your vehicle has a capacity not more
than 1.8 litres
5
points if you drive a hybrid car or something trick like that
10
points if you don’t own a car / motorcycle
Bonus points: if you find an Eco Sensei and
convince them you are worthy by virtue of considerations not listed above, they
may bestow up to ten additional points. Yay!
Eco
Ninja Class 3
30 points
Eco
Ninja Class 2
40 points
Eco
Ninja Class 1
50 points
Eco
Sensei
65 points
Questions,
Suggestions, Ninja tips or General Fan-mail to: eco_ninja@hotmail.com
Please also
email your eco ninja virtual badge design (like a logo or something) so it can
be posted on this site for others to use. We will post different ones so people and you
get 5 ninja points extra. Yay! But there must be no
copyright so people can use it on their site or whatever to publicise the
cause. You will get recognition here,
however. It’s for the planet, eh….